What is the best bit of Harry Hill’s TV Burp? There’s only one way to find out …

Last weekend was sadly the final time that Harry Hill will mock and point fun at the week’s television as TV Burp finished after 11 years. What started off as a late night Thursday comedy show ended up becoming essential Saturday family viewing. However, after months of speculation about the future of the show Hill has now confirmed that the show has ended.

Whilst this is sad news and means that you can no longer watch television finding the bits that you expect to be ridiculed by Hill later in the week, we here at TV Talk have decided to remember the good times and take a look at his best bits.

The characters

TV Burp had an array of characters ranging from soft toys to caricatures. One was a spoof of Heather from Eastenders who was in fact a man dressed as a woman who was also on the lookout for a sausage. And in a strange twist of fate Heather from Eastenders, a character that Hill had lovingly poked fun at since her arrival on the square, was killed off in the same week as the last TV Burp.

During The X Factor in 2010, the show created Wagbo the supposed love child of two of the year’s contestants Mary Byrne and Wagner. Wagbo was a bit of a wild child and each week would escape the confines of the studio and go on the rampage throughout the UK as the show played footage of him scaring people in shopping centres as well as on the sets for a variety of ITV programmes.

But I think my favourite character has to be Knitted Character who was originally seen in Eastenders and then ended up being involved in a lot of TV Burp sketches. During his time he was a judge on The K Factor: So You Think You Can Knit? as well as playing a part in Where has the Knitted Character been this week? where he would hide in different television shows each week to be spotted by eager viewers. He was also keen on riding a particularly wobbly jelly, which Hill would allow him to do regularly.

Phrases

In a bizarre TV Burp moment Hill latched onto a character in Emmerdale saying “cataracts?” once and made this into a recurring joke. Each week more and more people would say ‘cataracts’ for the fun of it leading to an impressive finale where 41 cameos where made in total just to say cataracts.

For some reason repeating a word in a funny voice is hilarious when Harry Hill does it, which is why his coverage of BBC Three show Freaky Eaters was a must see. Each week the participants of Freaky Eaters would confess that they had survived the past three years by eating nothing but only one kind of food and then it would fall to Hill to deal with this in an proper manner — by shouting the foods they would eat in a silly way. The best was, of course, chippy chips.

The fights

The fights have become part of popular culture now and are easily the best bit of the show. To find out if that statement is true there is only one way to find out … watch the video below.

So there we have it, the end of an era and the end of a very good show. I think it is safe to say that there will be nothing else like on Saturday evenings ever again. To catch the very last episode before we are left in a world which is TV Burpless then head over to ITV Player.

End the year on a TV high

If like me you can’t stand the idea of spending New Year’s Eve in a packed pub full of drunken strangers or at a big party packed full of drunken strangers (cause let’s face it, you usually get there and find you only know the host and they’re off their face as well), why not just stay home?  A few close friends or family, tasty drinks and nibbles and some good TV is all you need for a special evening. After all, Staying In is the new Going Out.

Charlotte and I have been looking ahead at what televisual treats New Year’s Eve has to offer. Here’s what we’ll be watching tomorrow night:

Emma

 4:30pm – 6:30pm  Come Dine with Me, Channel 4

I’ll be having a CDWM marathon to watch while I prepare the snacks, to give me extra ideas of what to make and get me into the party mood.

 6:30pm – 7pm  TV Burp, ITV

This is the festive edition from Christmas Day, a compilation of Christmas clips and best bits. If like me, you missed it this is the perfect opportunity to catch up. Harry Hill never disappoints.

7:10pm – 9pm Porridge (FILM), Channel 4

It only gets two stars so it might be a load of rubbish but for fans of the sitcom starring the hilarious Ronnie Barker it’s something you’ve got to at least watch once. So I am.

9pm – 11:35pm Alan Carr’s New Year Specstacular ,Channel 4 

I can’t get enough of this man.  And this sounds especially fun being a selection of chat, sketches, games, parodies and music all fronted by Specsy Beast, Alan. Guests include Jonathan Ross, Micky Flanagan, Gok Wan, Olly Murs, Bruno Tonioli and Alesha Dixon.

9pm – 10pm Brand New It’ll be alright on the night 2, ITV

This will be recorded in my house. If you’re not an Alan fan (I’ve heard some people aren’t- what’s wrong with you?!) then this is the perfect alternative if you fancy a laugh.

After all, presenters falling over, animals misbehaving and actors fluffing their lines never fails to raise a smile.

10pm (– 2:35am) QI, Dave

To bridge the gap between Alan Carr/ It’ll be Alright on the Night and my next choice without having to resort to the tedious Hootenanny, there is a handy QI marathon happening on Dave. They’re all repeats of course but always a treat to watch again. Just don’t get too engrossed and forget to raise a glass at midnight!

12:15am-1:15am Lee Mack Going Out Live, BBC 1

To end the night…morning…on a high switch to BBC1 for some more comedy firstly from Lee Mack giving us a sneaky peak of his stand-up tour when he performed at the Apollo.

1:15am- 2:15am Michael Mcintyre’s Comedy Road Show, BBC1

A repeat of the brilliant Christmas special. If you missed it, or like me just want an excuse to watch it again here is Michael in all his glory, joined by Rhod Gilbert, Sean Lock, Jack Dee, David Mitchell and new double-act Miranda Hart and “Smithy”. Very very funny stuff.

Charlotte

Emma has covered most of the bases but I would like to mention Jools Holland’s annual Hootenanny I think it is an enjoyable watch of artists you have never heard of and are unlikely to again. Also the awkward behaviour of a group of celebrities bringing in the New Year when in reality it is an afternoon at the beginning of December.

It is also always nice to bring in the incoming year to the chimes of Big Ben and watch the fireworks along the Thames. This year New Year Live 2011 is hosted by Jake Humphrey and starts on BBC1 at 11.50.

Then if you want a thorough review of the past year I say catch Charlie Brooker’s 2011 Wipe on BBC iPlayer. If nothing it will make you thankful for a new year.