The Voice UK live: week two

Last week on The Voice saw Team Will and Team Tom compete against one another and resulted in Sam Buttery and Sophie Griffin being kicked off the show. This week it was Team Jessie and Team Danny’s chance to flaunt off their team’s voices.

Just want to know who was booted off this week, then click below.

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Hannah Bernley and Ruth-Ann St Luce left.


Toni Warne from Team Jessie started the night off with a rendition of Proud Mary. I think she is the only person to have got through who is actually what The Voice set out to do. She has a great voice and is good in the competition regardless of her alopecia. Having said that she is fond of pulling weird faces and odd stances when she is singing, which is slightly off-putting.

Team Danny’s first sacrifice was Max Milner, who is noted for his hat wearing skills. He has a guitar and then the judges talk about him and his voice for about ten minutes when they could have summed it up with “good”. Instead we get to hear about how people will be begging to go to Max concerts and so on. Overall the judges comments need to add something or need to get shorter.

Next up is Jessie’s wildcard choice, Ruth-Ann St Luce. She is the wildcard choice because she isn’t very good at staying in tune, and whenever she sings Will.i.am does the most miserable face in the world. However, Jessie seems to think she can teach the girl something. Sadly her performance was out of tune again and Will seemed very happy to point this out.

Once the judges have calmed down Hannah Berney, from Team Danny, has a go. She sings Cry Me a River and has lots of dancers on stage, which seems to infuriate Jessie because this show is all about the voice, so backing dancers are unnecessary. The judges then squabble about this for ages until the host, Holly Willoughby, tells Hannah to leave the stage to stop them from arguing.

Jessie’s next act, Vince Kidd, has made a brave move — he is singing an Elvis Presley song in front of Tom Jones. Vince does lots of singing the song in a way that you don’t expect it to be sang, but inevitably we lead to Sir Tom Jones talking about the times he worked with Elvis. I moan, but to be honest Sir Tom going down memory lane and name dropping is the best bit of the show.

The theme this week seems to be get your singers to sing songs that you wouldn’t expect them too as Aleks Josh pretends that he is Michael Buble and Cassius Henry goes the complete opposite of his usual style R’n'B by singing a Coldplay song. Likewise David Julien is liked by the judges for his rocky voice so he sings some slow song with high vocals.

The only thing really notable about Jessie’s last act of the night, Becky Hill, is that her microphone had a massive cord and she was then given the task of running around the entire stage.

The final act of the night, Bo Bruce has one of these weird voices where you know that she is singing but you can’t quite tell what she is singing. Also she reminds me of a rebellious version of Clare Balding. Anyway she sings a Kate Bush song and Will.i.am declares that she is what every single version of The Voice across the globe has been looking out for.

So after all that we have to get ready to say farewell to another two acts. Unexpectedly Team Danny is quite strong so he might make a few bizarre faces when choosing who to send home. As for Team Jessie there are a few weaker voices in her team, so we shall have to see what happens.

The results show is on Sunday at 7.15pm on BBC One, and in the meantime you can watch the second live show of the series on BBC iPlayer.

The Voice goes live: week one

The contestants have been whittled down, a massive studio has been built and presenters Reggie Yates and Holly Willoughby have spoken more than a sentence already — this means The Voice is now live.

Here at TV Talk we weren’t that impressed with the auditions stage as for a show about the voice we were hoping for some hideous looking people who were exceptionally talented. Instead it was just normal looking people, and in fact most have ordinary voices.

Once each coach had 10 people in their team, meaning there was a whooping 40 voices taking part, the show moved into a battle situation. Each team paired up people in their groups who they thought sounded most alike and made them battle for their part in the show with their voice. Essentially it was one weekend of shows to halve the number of contestants. It was a bit dull, and a bit shouty.

So coming through to the live shows there was still 20 contestants, and if they were to all perform in one evening that would take some serious commitment from everyone. Instead this weekend just saw Team Will and Team Tom take to the stage.

To find out who was eliminated this week click below.

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The first live show saw Sam Buttery from Team Tom and Sophie from Team Will eliminated.


One of the problems I have with the show, because there have been so many people on stage there are only a few people that I actually remember. It doesn’t help that because this show is about the voice (in case you had forgotten) they don’t have an emotional back story, or personality to remember them by. So each week I have to try and remember who they are, until they sing and I realise I don’t actually much like their voice and forget about them until they are on screen again.

The show starts with the coaches singing a U2 song together. They are all trying a bit too hard, sounds like they are all singing a different song, and Danny is still amazed as to why he is singing with Tom Jones.

The rest of the show alternates between contestants from Team Will and Team Tom. The first contestant up to perform is Joelle Moses who sang a Mary J Blige song, and was quite good. Team Tom’s first live offering was Sam Buttery, the larger, camp man with lovely coiffured hair. He sang ‘A Little Respect’ by Erasure, and it wasn’t that great to be honest. However, he was only criticised for was having backing dancers as they distracted from him.

Back to Team Will with Frances Wood. She has buff men on the stage whilst she sings, but this isn’t called a distraction. She also managed to tan herself so much she made herself look yellow. All these comments are distracting from the fact that I can’t remember what she sang, or what she sounded like.

Tom Jones’ next contestant is Adam Isaac who had been given a Foo Fighters song to sing, but is struggling with it. However, they show him in rehearsals picking up a guitar and this helped him to sing the song. When he performs the song live he is actually quite screechy, but according to the coaches this doesn’t matter because it is a rock song. He’s told to move around the stage more, but this is obviously dangerous as Adam fell off the stage earlier in attempt to do this.

There are already some clear favourites and this is the case for will.i.am’s next artist Jaz Ellington. Not only does he have quite a cool name, but he can also sing very nicely and it is with these skills he could go far in this competition.

The last batch of performers include Leanne Mitchell, who I don’t really remember except that she looked a bit like The Apprentice’s Karren Brady. At 17-years-old Sophie Griffin is the youngest in the competition, and seems to do no wrong as the judges all wish they were as talented as her when they were her age. Team Tom’s Matt and Sueleen are the only duo left in the competition. They are a couple and do that annoying thing of pretend hatred in the relationship. And Tyler James, the hipster version of Jedward, who knew Amy Winehouse.

And finally Ruth Brown who has an ability to belt out songs, even though she has never had proper singing lessons. She is sweet and the only one I really like, but each week they dress her up as if she is a toddler. But it is about the voice and her performance has left the judges in floods of tears.

The live show was fun, best stage of the show so far, but long. The BBC have taken the same approach to The Voice as they do with Strictly Come Dancing, Holly Willoughby presents most of it, like Bruce Forsyth, and then cuts to Reggie Yates backstage, like Tess Daly. Even announcing the results on Sundays as a prerecorded show, like they do with Strictly.

The thing is the show seems to think that voting is dirty, no big thing was made about the phone lines being open and voting time is only half an hour. The judges also seem to think that criticism is a bad thing, making it all nicey nice and means no one really learns anything.

Next week Team Jessie and Team Danny are performing, so we can cut down on more people before another change to the format of the show. In the meantime you can catch up with the series so far on iPlayer.

The Voice: Nothing to shout about

It’s taken me a long while to get my thoughts together about the Beeb’s bizarre and puzzling new Saturday night show, The Voice.

I mean, I get that it’s about people’s voices- not about their looks but about the VOICE, not about who they know or the clothes they wear but the VOICE. Yes the BBC drove that one home with about 500 references in the first five minutes, but so much else was left unclear.

The judges listen to a contestant

What do they win, how were these people selected to compete, how are the judges actually going to help them and who the heck is the annoying bloke in seat number 4? After a bit of googling (and then re-googling as I promptly forgot) the answer to that last conundrum was revealed to be Danny O’Donoghue from the Script. We’re still not entirely sure what they win- a recording contract I think.

The basic concept with the blind auditions is nice, if rather naive, as in the end all these acts are going to end up in the same image obsessed industry as the X Factor contestants and other pop star wannabes. Also, it was slightly flawed by the fact that these people had been ‘invited’ to perform by producers who would have known what they looked like. It was nice to have purely decent singers but for the concept to work the auditions should have been open.

Consequently we had a few token chubbies (nothing drastic), a couple of slightly geeky guys and a gorgeous lady with alopecia, alongside a string of attractive contestants, including an ex-member of boy band Five and a willowy, pretty 17 year old. None of these were Susan Boyle moments that bashed prejudiced ideas or allowed someone really different a chance in the spotlight. And let’s face it, like it or not, once we get into the live shows, looks are going to come into play, same as ever.

The show itself is an odd affair. One noticeable thing is that despite Holly Willoughby’s much publicised move from Dancing on Ice to the Beeb, she only conducts interviews backstage, there is no presenter as such to stop the judges bickering, shut up contestants who blabber on, or generally move the show along. It’s all left, rather awkwardly to the judges to manage things between them and results in a slow pace.

The judges themselves sit facing away from the stage in giant red thrones, designed to act like waltzers, which spin round and light up with ‘I want you’ if they press their button to like an act. It’s all painfully gimmicky and usually ends up with the judges copying eachother whether the verdict’s yes or no anyway.

If the contestants have a choice of mentors (though quite what Will.i.am, Jessie J, Tom Jones and Danny Thing are actually going to do for them remains a mystery) they get the hard-sell, with Tom and Will.i.am name dropping left right and centre, Danny waving his arms and openly begging and Jessie J going on about ‘the music’. The contestant then picks Jessie J because she’s their total favourite and they’d already decided when they made the choice to cover Price Tag, that she’s the one for them.

Indeed, the stand-out moment of the whole show was not an inspirational performance, but when one poor fool in a daft hat chose Danny as his mentor.

In short, I found The Voice was entertaining but alas, for all the wrong reasons. To figure out what you think of the show catch it every Saturday on BBC One at 7pm or watch it online on iPlayer.

Rastamouse is in da house

I take my role as TV Talk’s kids’ television expert very seriously. So as I was perusing the CBeebies channel, for strictly work purposes obviously, I came across what was possibly the strangest and most puzzling programme I have ever experienced.

This programme is Rastamouse.

Rastamouse is, as it sounds, the story of a Rastafarian mouse. He wears a ‘crown’, gold bling and speaks with an exaggerated Jamaican accent.

But he isn’t just any rasta-mouse. He is a skateboarding, reggae-playing crime fighter and member of The Easy Crew who devotes his life to ‘makin’ bad tings good’ (and no that’s not me being racist, this is what it says on the website!)

In the episode I saw, the mousey leader of the local orphanage, Bandulu, needs to make  a birthday pie for President Wensleydale. However, the pies keep disappearing and he hasn’t got the energy to make any more. What is he to do? Step up Rastamouse to catch the ‘tief’.

The amazing plot twist comes when the culprit turns out to be Bandulu himself, sleep-walking and eating the pies.

Obviously this revelation was very shocking but apart from that the story was nothing unusual for kids’ tv.Rastamouse and friends come to CBeebies

What is utterly amazing is the quality of the accents, evidently voiced by English people such as Reggie Yates and one of whom sounds exactly like Dillys out of Postman Pat doing an exaggerated imitation of the accent. I literally watched the whole show open-mouthed.

There’s nothing actually bad about it. Indeed Rastamouse is the hero of the piece and is presented as being ‘super cool’. It’s a cheery and good-natured programme. It’s just that it’s also astonishingly clichéd and OTT, racial stereotyping at its best.

It really has to be seen to be believed, so if you like partially-clad rodents and ‘mega boombastic riddims’ take a look for yourself.

Rastamouse can be seen on the CBeebies Channel or on bbciplayer