Alistair McGowan’s back: You cannot be serious!

Eight years after his Big Impression, Alistair McGowan’s back on primetime with his own show, this time for ITV. You cannot be serious! is his latest offering and is a satirical look at all things sporty.

Alistair McGowan

I was pleasantly surprised. As a stereotypical girl (I watch tennis and gymnastics and that’s it!) I could have been put off by the fact that it was all about sport. The advert hadn’t made this clear at all, featuring as it did, Louie Spence and Robbie Savage talking about dance. I tuned in expecting a more general impressions show but despite this, as an opening episode I was pretty impressed.

For starters it’s very Harry Hill-esque. Turns out he’s the executive producer, so that could be why, but he’s certainly made his mark. Instead of being a re-hash of Big Impression Alistair sits behind a desk and pokes fun at a whole series of clips. Sound familiar? It’s like a mash-up of Harry Hill, Big Impression, with just a little bit of Mock the Week thrown in – the round where Hugh Dennis gets some silent footage and has to make up what’s being said.

Yes it’s about sport but you don’t need to be a big sport’s fan to find it amusing, perhaps it’s better if you’re not. After all, it’s not very realistic – Jedward covering the French Open, Louie Spence training footballers and presenters reading lads’ mags whilst commentating (ok so the last one is believable) – but it is funny.

It’s not the sophisticated satire of Rory Bremner but it’s a light and fun show, probably on a par with Harry Hill and his ‘chippy chippppss!’ but with fewer visual gags and more daft wordplay instead. And so far, the impressions have been good.

I think it will improve as the weeks go on and they develop some running jokes á la Harry Hill. All they need now is: ‘I like Manchester United but then I like Manchester City. But which is best? There’s only one way to find out…!’

Yes. That’d end well.

 

What is the best bit of Harry Hill’s TV Burp? There’s only one way to find out …

Last weekend was sadly the final time that Harry Hill will mock and point fun at the week’s television as TV Burp finished after 11 years. What started off as a late night Thursday comedy show ended up becoming essential Saturday family viewing. However, after months of speculation about the future of the show Hill has now confirmed that the show has ended.

Whilst this is sad news and means that you can no longer watch television finding the bits that you expect to be ridiculed by Hill later in the week, we here at TV Talk have decided to remember the good times and take a look at his best bits.

The characters

TV Burp had an array of characters ranging from soft toys to caricatures. One was a spoof of Heather from Eastenders who was in fact a man dressed as a woman who was also on the lookout for a sausage. And in a strange twist of fate Heather from Eastenders, a character that Hill had lovingly poked fun at since her arrival on the square, was killed off in the same week as the last TV Burp.

During The X Factor in 2010, the show created Wagbo the supposed love child of two of the year’s contestants Mary Byrne and Wagner. Wagbo was a bit of a wild child and each week would escape the confines of the studio and go on the rampage throughout the UK as the show played footage of him scaring people in shopping centres as well as on the sets for a variety of ITV programmes.

But I think my favourite character has to be Knitted Character who was originally seen in Eastenders and then ended up being involved in a lot of TV Burp sketches. During his time he was a judge on The K Factor: So You Think You Can Knit? as well as playing a part in Where has the Knitted Character been this week? where he would hide in different television shows each week to be spotted by eager viewers. He was also keen on riding a particularly wobbly jelly, which Hill would allow him to do regularly.

Phrases

In a bizarre TV Burp moment Hill latched onto a character in Emmerdale saying “cataracts?” once and made this into a recurring joke. Each week more and more people would say ‘cataracts’ for the fun of it leading to an impressive finale where 41 cameos where made in total just to say cataracts.

For some reason repeating a word in a funny voice is hilarious when Harry Hill does it, which is why his coverage of BBC Three show Freaky Eaters was a must see. Each week the participants of Freaky Eaters would confess that they had survived the past three years by eating nothing but only one kind of food and then it would fall to Hill to deal with this in an proper manner — by shouting the foods they would eat in a silly way. The best was, of course, chippy chips.

The fights

The fights have become part of popular culture now and are easily the best bit of the show. To find out if that statement is true there is only one way to find out … watch the video below.

So there we have it, the end of an era and the end of a very good show. I think it is safe to say that there will be nothing else like on Saturday evenings ever again. To catch the very last episode before we are left in a world which is TV Burpless then head over to ITV Player.