And the winner of Let’s Dance is…

There has been weeks of preparation and more than likely most of that was spent by celebrities worrying about what they were doing with their careers. It was all for the final of Let’s Dance for Sport Relief and I found it hard to pick a winner as they were all worthy of getting to this stage.

But before the show could begin there was a royal opening as Queen Elizabeth II herself (or maybe a lookalike, I am never sure about these things) cut the ribbon and declared the phone lines open.

First up was Eddie the Eagle, where it was predicted that if Britain’s best ski jumping loser finally won something then it would prove the Mayans right and the world would self destruct. Nevertheless Eddie got up on stage to pay homage to Austin Powers in his energetic and fun performance.

Next performing to win the trophy was comedian Terry Alderton who donned his red, frilly dress and his gurning facial expression to become Tina Turner. He definitely gave it gusto but it didn’t feel like the winning performance, but full marks go to the face. Likewise The Cuban  Brothers and Fatima Whitbread with their rubbery tribute to The Bee Gees was enjoyable and silly but the standard was high for this finale.

Actor and comedian Omid Djalili, who impressed with his dance to a mash up of Singin’ In The Rain and Fight The Power, pulled it out the bag again. I liked the fact that the performance did also tell a story with a few cheeky references to the London riots and looters stealing rice. He also impressed  by having a VT that was funny as he spoofed X Factor contestants who experience something dramatic in the run up to their performance. It led to the producers sadly telling Djalili that having laryngitis did not affect his ability to dance.

Tyger and Dani, the stars from Outnumbered and Tracy Beaker respectively, wowed with their Bugsy Malone number as they made performing in a musical look easier. They also had a slightly embarrassing moment as the 16-year-old Tyger’s voice sounded as though it broke live on air, made worse as he explained that in fact his voice has broken many years ago. Ignoring that, a good performance which made some of the earlier performances look unworthy of being in the final.

Now the wildcard act, Radio 4 favourite Miles Jupp who luckily got into the final with his take on Firestarter. His hell raising performance seemed to visibly shock judge Arlene Philips who had to be explained the joke fellow judges Rhod Gilbert and Frank Skinner. Although I feel happy that Jupp got into the final it seemed clear that the joke wasn’t enough for Jupp to get his hands on the trophy.

Although Roland Rivron is relatively unknown now, although I do remember him fondly as the chef in 90s kids show Cats Eyes, it didn’t matter as he pulled it out the bag with an amazing re-enactment of Christopher Walken’s dance in the Fatboy Slim video Weapon of Choice. Frankly it was incredible, although his hairdo did make him look a bit like Piers Morgan.

And finally, the almost forgotten about Tameka and Laurie from Eastenders with their unique take on Lady Gaga and Beyonce’s Telephone. The latter half of contestants definitely made me think the beginning of the show was maybe a bit of a let down, apart from Eddie the Eagle of course. And this was reflected in the result as Rivron was handed the trophy from last year’s winners Charlie Baker and James Thornton.

Overall there were a number of great performances this year, and all for a good cause. It was good to see the show move away from half the contestants being male comedians dressed as women, but also good not to lose them completely. And if you want to see more fun and japes like this then tune into BBC1 next weekend for a whole night of Sport Relief entertainment. In the meantime catch up with the show on iPlayer.

Ice skating, drag and Louie Spence- it’s got to be Let’s Dance for Sport Relief

Just one act into Episode 4 of Let’s Dance for Sport Relief and we’d already been treated to Jo Brand, Lee Nelson, Russell Kane and a man in drag dressed as Rhianna.

That man was comedian Patrick Monahan, wearing a pink wig, sparkly crop top and flowery skirt, finished off nicely by regular flashes of hairy armpits. He capered around sexily to Rhianna’s ‘Only Girl in the World’. It was fun, although hampered slightly by the fact I had no idea who he was. Somehow it’s ok when our TV favourites make themselves look like prats. Russell Kane and Noel Fielding can totally get away with it but less well known types can seem just a little bit cringey. Just to redeem it…or to make it worse, I’m not sure…Louie Spence was revealed as one of Patrick’s backing dancers.

Next up was Roland Rivron who danced to ‘Weapon of Choice’ by Fatboy Slim. Full credit to Roland, he was pretty good, doing lots of proper choreography, complete with ballet leaps and pirouettes and spinning about on a concierge trolley. It lacked polish but he sure tried hard. As Russell pointed out, ‘It was like someone had fed one of my uncles a bottle of cod liver oil.’ And it was. In a good way of course.

Third were comedy duo, Watson and Oliver, who, bizarrely decided to skate their routine! Transformed for their act only into an ice rink, the girls took to the stage dressed as Torvill and Dean in their iconic ‘Bolero’ outfits and proceeded to perform an (almost) proper figure skating routine to Ravel’s classic with just a little comedy twist. It wasn’t quite olympic standard, as it seemed that only one of them was a good skater but it was impressive. It did leave me wondering…why? But then it’s usually best not to question Let’s Dance.

TV presenters Suzi Perry and Ortis Deley from the Gadget Show were the next contestants dancing with a latin twist to Ricky Martin’s ‘Viva la Vida Loca’. They both looked the part and the choreography was good but they (Suzi in particular), didn’t seem like natural dancers.

Last up was Fatima Whitbread backed by the Cuban Brothers bopping to ‘You Should be Dancing’ by The Bee Gees. The Cuban Brothers opened the routine, showcasing their amazingly flexible bodies in a sequence of amazing disco moves before Fatima sashayed on, looking very feminine in a long red dress. She wasn’t quite up to their standard but she gave it her all.

After the usual filler, chatter and music by Will Young and LMFAO it was results time. The excellent Roland Rivron deservedly received the highest public vote and pranced like a middle-aged Billy Elliot through to the final. It was announced that skating wannabes Watson and Oliver and Patrick Monahan were going home.

That left the judges to decide the fate of Fatima and her Cuban Brothers and Ortis and Suzi. Russell Kane went with Fatima despite the ‘sexual chemistry’ of the other pair. Lee Nelson on the other hand ‘voted with his pants’ for Suzi and went with her and Ortis. With the deciding vote Jo Brand wasted no time in plumping for Fatima and The Cuban Brothers.

And so Fatima will dance in the final later this month, alongside stars including Miles Jupp, Omid Djalili, Eddie ‘The Eagle’, Dani Harmer and Tyger Drew Honey.

Catch up on tonight’s episode http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b01dlr8j/Lets_Dance_for_Sport_Relief_2012_Episode_4/